Right, have your snacks shipped halfway across the globe.

Imagine your chocolate coated octopus tentacles being stowed away in the depths of the rat (and devil knows what else) infested bowels of a leaky korean “trading” barge, while rioting illegal emigrants are held at bay with cattle prods from eating it -along with the pira… I mean “sailors”.

Lets assume the ship arrives in port, in a marginally better state than a ghost ship.
Lets assume the Coast Guard didn’t shoot or arrest the crew.
Lets assume they manage to smuggl… “deliver” the goods you ordered.
But who could, with a clear concious, guarantee that there is absolutely no chance of plague ridden rats leaping out of the package when you open it?

Psh, that’s easy.

BUY IT FOR THE PLAGUE RATS!

Imagine your chocolate coated octopus tentacles being stowed away in the depths of the rat (and devil knows what else) infested bowels of a leaky korean “trading” barge, while rioting illegal emigrants are held at bay with cattle prods from eating it -along with the pira… I mean “sailors”.

Lets assume the ship arrives in port, in a marginally better state than a ghost ship.
Lets assume the Coast Guard didn’t shoot or arrest the crew.
Lets assume they manage to smuggl… “deliver” the goods you ordered.
But who could, with a clear concious, guarantee that there is absolutely no chance of plague ridden rats leaping out of the package when you open it?

lol, noodle flavored candy?!

lolol isn’t it amazing? XD