EDIT: OKAY STOP THE PRESSES! CHECK OUT WHAT OUR BRO KOBRO MADE IN CELEBRATION OF THIS GLORIOUS OCCASION. OH GOD KOBRO IT’S AMAZING I’M SOBBING.

It came to my attention earlier this fine day that it’s World Turtle Day. Now, seeing as we’re fine, Turtle-Lovin’ Folks (TM), it seems a celebration is in order, don’t you think? And it just so happened that we had a oneshot on the backburner waiting for release. Turtle-related it ain’t, but hey, a gift’s a gift, amirite?

And before you get started, I’m going to warn you that the main guy is a total, unapologetic dork. To summarize:

Nanahei spends most nights gaming away with his best bud Rei’ichi on the hit virtual MMORPG “Stealer” under the team alias of “Glider,” hoping to climb the ranks and earn their bid to be challenged by the “Noob-killer,” Lily Gaga. So far, all he’s got to show for his hard work is a perpetual propensity for sleep-deprivation and a solid position at the bottom of the social ladder. Little does he know his hard work’s about to pay off as he makes the strangest acquaintance ever…

Editing this time around was by c0de_da1sy (BABY COME BACK ;_;), typeset and translated by yours truly (?!), and QC’d by Melfra and clov3r. Now read the story… And cringe. I should also mention this has some of the coolest building designs I’ve ever seen.