Show a little respect, Maxi! These are your ancestors! Have fun during the zombie apocalypse, by the way. You’re gonna have an army to contend with.

On that note, sometimes I want to slap Maxi. Then hug him… then slap him again once he starts crying, because you know he will. Don’t be fooled by his crocodile tears, he just doesn’t want you to send him home to… CORNETTE.

Typesetting by ZIPPY! Hogod, you guys. She’s been a BEAST this week.
Edited by SHINIGAMI! Her pen is sharper than her… teeth?
QC’d by… CLOV3R AND MELFRA! They’re partners in crime, and they’re out to put a stop to BAD GRAMMAR. They’re the WONDER TWINS! Wait a minute…

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SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY… HOHOHOHO.

Mikage has her troll face on.

We would have had 18 out last week, but then a derpy copy of 19 showed up, so we couldn’t very well subjugate you all to a chapter out of context, could we? So here’s TWO chapters at once, as a reward for your patience! You, uh… You DID wait to read 19 until 18 was out, right? RIGHT? Because that chapter KILLS anything 18 builds up to out of context. BUT JUST SAYIN’.

Ch. 18 was edited by Shinigami and Melly pulled OMEGAS double-duty on ch. 19 with scanning, editing, AND QC, with Grover leading the charge with guns blazing ALSO on QC! (for both chapters, of course) THAT’S TEAMWORK RIGHT THERE. Typesetting and translation by yours truly, but that’s the easy part so it doesn’t count.

Download Barajou no Kiss ch. 18 + 19
Read Barajou no Kiss ch. 18 +19 online

HAVE AT THEE! (Feel free to donate if you enjoyed the release and don’t forget to follow us on twitter!

Little did Kizuna know, the true horrors waited inside…

I’ll keep this short because Melly says I’m breaching Tl;dr territory, SO ENJOY YOUR NEW CHAPTER OF BIRDCAGE, made possible by the typesetting prowess of Epikwonder, editing by Shinigami, and the people who make my scripts not suck, Clov3r and Melfra!

Download/Read The Sleepy Residents of Birdcage Manor ch. 6 online

And don’t forget to fill out the new poll! (And, uh… Follow us on twitter, and donate if you’re feeling generous? =D Server bills are coming up.)

Am I the only one who’s noticed how TLDR Reb’s posts have gotten lately? I mean, it’s fine for a translator to be verbose and all but COME ON! So I’ve decided to be generous and usurp her position as release..announcing…person for the day. Because apparently, even Twitter (follow us!) can’t contain my epic Maxi-lust. But don’t worry, guys. I saved my fangirling for the QC thread, so you don’t even have to wade through it! (AREN’T I SWELL?!)

Download Flower Thieves chapter 3: “J’Aime Obéir”
Or read it online!

For those of you craving less happy news, Onemanga closed its reader today. Truly, a sad day =( But they’re not gone yet, contrary to what every fear-mongering leech out there says, and their closing does not herald the end of scanlations. At least, I don’t think it does… But it pains me to think of all the people who are going to flock to that (cough) awful other reader site. WHY MUST THE GOOD GO YOUNG?!

Where’s a cleric when you need one? Oh, wait…

So how ’bout them Mondays? No, no, it’s okay. I already know what you’re thinking: “MONDAYS? MONDAYS ARE AWFUL, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME HOW TERRIBLE MY LIFE IS. Wait, doesn’t Turtle Paradise post their new releases on Monday now? BY JOVE, MONDAYS ARE SPLENDID!” Don’t worry. We know.

First up is chapter 7 of Slayers: Light Magic! Sure, we already released one chapter last week, but you guys deserve more than that. And we at TP LOVE Slayers fans with a burning passion, so hey? Why not pay ‘em back! THIS IS FOR YOU, GUYS. Typeset by the ambidextrous (but only on Tuesdays) ZippyZippy, Edited by the man who gives birth to entire civilizations with his sphincter Tom the Mighty (MIGHTY IS RIGHT), and QC’d by Mel~fraaaa~ (Lu~piiin~) WHO OBVIOUSLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION.

Download/Read Slayers: Light Magic ch. 7 online

And now a new chapter of Omamori no Kamisama! NO WE DIDN’T FORGET. This series is full of delicious shota-bait (YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE), and this chapter, Mimori… Oh god, Mimori. OTL SCUSE ME I NEED A MOMENT. Edited by Shinigami, typeset by Ellzee, and Qc’d by… OH, I THINK YOU CAN GUESS.

Download/Read Omamori no Kamisama ch. 6 online

Next week is going to be CRAZY release-wise and I’m OTL’ing all over the place about it, but I’m sure you guys’ll enjoy it, lawl. In the meantime, if you enjoyed out releases and would like to show your appreciation but don’t quite think a comment would cut it, hey, there’s always our donation box you could add to? =P /SHAMELESS BEGGING, GO GO!

And this is where we all shit bricks, because apparently Datenroku was just the winter semester of Eva-verse. OH. SNAP.

I’d like to dedicate this post to all those lonely chapters of mango we kicked under the rug to fester with the cat vomit because we were just too damn lazy to work on them. That’s right, Slayers, I’m looking at you. Gawrsh, do we love ya, but you bring out the sloth in the best of us. Oh, well, Larry… Uh, sorry, LIGHT makes it all better, doesn’t he? YES HE DOES.

Download/Read Slayers Light Magic ch. 6 Online

And speaking of making things all better, in this chapter of Flower Thieves (which made Melly positively GIDDY while QCing, NGL.), Guy the florist reveals his hidden aspirations to become the next Johnny Appleseed! Actually, I shouldn’t joke about that when it comes to Wild Arms-verse. Those of you who’ve played 5 will know why. And by the way, for you folks interested but not quite ready to take the plunge into a seven game deep franchise, this title requires absolutely no prior knowledge of the Wild Arms series. It’s completely standalone and thoroughly awesome.

Download/Read Wild Arms ~Flower Thieves~ ch. 2 online

AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF THOROUGHLY AWESOME (Am I abusing the segues here? I feel like I’m abusing segues.) last but certainly not least (unless you ask Melly, lolz), we have the conclusion of the Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku manga. This is just something you’ll have to read for yourselves, folks. Thanks for sticking with us the whole way through. (And I swear to god, if one person says “FINALLY” I WILL CHOKE A GODDAMN BITCH.)

Download/Read Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku ch. 22 (END) online

That’s it for this week! Tune in next time for more EXCELLENT GOODS. My lips are sealed on the matter, of course. (What matter? There is no matter. I only want to string people on, hohohoho.) Credits for this release! Thanks to Epikwonder and Tom the Mighty for typesetting and editing chapter six of Light Magic (respectively), Shinigami and Melfra for editing Wild Arms with typesetting wonders wrought by the hands of ZippyZippy, and thanks again to RainStride for all of his help wrapping up Datenroku. AND OF COURSE MELLY AT QC. YOU GUYS ARE ACES.

To close us out (lawl, WHY IS THIS SO LONG) if you guys enjoy our releases and would like to help out at all, we have a donation button in the upper left corner of the menu. Anything you can offer is greatly appreciated! All donations go to server funds and manga volumes. SPANKS, GUYS.

I guess that’s one way to save money on manicures.

Is it Tuesday? No it’s not. Is it Sunday? Fsk no, that was yesterday, don’t subject me to repeating the past! So what does that make today? IIIIIIT’S MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!

There’s a slight chance we’ll have another chapter (not of Mebius, but that would be kickass, huh?) to release today that’ll come a bit later (possibly early tomorrow) as a last minute thinger dinger, but I’ll be damned if we skipped a whole week not to have a double release one way or ‘nother!

ANYWAY!

Have a new chapter of Mebius to hold you off. Holy shit, I love Mebius. Editing mojo comes courtesy of Tom the Mighty, and QC happenings from Melfra. BOYEAH. ENJOY.

Download/Read Mebius Gear chapter 2 – A Snow-White Dream online

Oh, and the reaction from the first chapter was PRICELESS. Keep it comin’, folks.

EDIT (the day after, lolz): Yeaaah, Melly won’t let me release anything else after Monday. xP Oh, well! Look forward to a pretty hefty release next week!

The Joker’s got nothin’ on this Raep Face.

Through some large-scale disaster, be it natural or cosmic, it’s Monday again and we’re here with a new batch of releases for your reading pleasure. Unfortunately, the gore wasn’t a go for today. Believe me, I’m just as sad, if not sadder than the rest of you. Delicious Mebius… Next week, p’raps.

Anyway! This week it’s chapter 17 of Barajou no Kiss, featuring the editing stylings of Shinigami and QC by Melfra and Clov3r; and chapter 21 of Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku (ONLY ONE LEFT!) editing magic worked by RainStride and featuring return appearances by Melfra and Clov3r at QC, so go grab ‘em while they’re hawt.

Btw, while we’re on the topic, stop trying to direct-link to the zips on our server, m’kay? It won’t work, and it makes you look silly.

I derped up with my translation! Stella should say, “Très bonne,” not “Très bien.” Thanks to Domino5 for the correction!

Nothing’s been changed other than that, so it’s a relatively minor doo-dad.

Download/Read Stray Love Hearts! chapter 6 (version 2) online

404. They do NOT got the beat.

Ho ho ho ho. Heh.

Aw, I got nothin’.

Anyway, Melly and I got caught up with yard work for pretty much the entirety of yesterday, so neither of us were able to post the day’s releases. BUT NOW WE GOT ‘EM. This one’s for you, Shouoto fans.

FIRST UP, SLH. This is the one where literally half the team (and everyone working on it, har har) flipped their shit cheering for Hiyoki. WHY!? Read it and find out! Thanks to Shae and Shinigami for editing, Zippy for typesetting, and Melfra and Clover as always for catching all my derk-ups. (har har) AND special thanks to Dynamint at LJ for helping me understand Yamashina’s hellacious equation.
Download/Read S.L.H. Room #6 online

And here’s a guest credits page by Clover, and HOGOD THAT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER–KALSKDJF;LAKSJDF;

And this chapter of Barajou should tell you why the two new members of the cast and crew AREN’T members of the harem. Oh, wait. That comes next chapter. BAH, THIS IS CLOSE ENOUGH. Anyway! Thanks to Shinigami for editing (lawl, again), Baki for typesetting, HUGE props to Zippy for helping me finish up in time for the deadline (even though we didn’t make it anyway OTL), and Melly and Clover for pointing out my shortcomings. DERP DERP

Download/Read Barajou no Kiss ch. 16 – The Fake Rose online

And that’s it for next week. STAY TUNED NEXT TIME FOR GORE! I hope.