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BREAKING NEWS
« on: December 19, 2012, 01 PM »
Reb had a conversation with her doctor about beating cadavers!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 04 PM »
BOOO, CHANGE THE STATION

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 04 PM »
Matrim Cauthon has, reportedly been in "A little accident with a corkscrew and thirteen angry innkeepers."
Inquiries for further quotes or information was turned down!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 10 AM »
I'll break you.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2012, 01 PM »
The lord saviour claims "Peaches are poisonous"
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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2012, 10 PM »
Ug,i don't like this.  :wut:

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2012, 11 PM »
Ug,i don't like this.  :wut:

Keep it to yourself, kiddo. No one appreciates a person who drags other people down just to up their post count.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2012, 03 AM »
Recent findings indicate that posts in the SPAMBOX does not increase post count, when asked for a reason Mell & Rebb replied "Ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeuale"
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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 05 AM »
Like Thor drinking seawater -thinking it was mead- until the SEA LEVELS DROPPED, like Shiva dancing some weird mix between Can Can and eXtreme ballet on top of his wife -while using speed- until she goes "GOLLY THIS IS ONE DAMN FINE MASSAGE", like the battering ram Grond going all "knock knock, who's there" on the gates of Minas Tirith -while spewing burning acid- LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORRW.
  Like THAT did the Wheel of Time enter this house -not an hour ago- SMASHING DOWN THE DOOR, BLINDING THE UNWORTHY, POPPING A BAG OF POPCORN AND ADDING SPICE. Like that

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 07 AM »
OH GOD FORGET IT NANNERS IS GONE FOR GOOOOOOOD

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 05 PM »
YOU WILL NEVER BE A MEMORY OF LIGHT TO ME, NANNERS
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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2013, 08 AM »
I don't understand.
 

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 06 PM »
Reports claim that Bromance are running rampart in the country of (B)romania, all the while, Perrin and his bro' Gaul is hitchhiking and Rand is running from those poisonous peaches!


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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2013, 05 PM »
Sources claims to have sighted code lines at impressive 1400 letters in the wild. Regrettably no sightings have been properly verified with a a SHA-512 verification key.
  While Perrin has been running around pouting about Faile, Herid Fel have been trying to break the RSA Encryption.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2013, 04 AM »
Frequent requests have been clamoring for a report on the weather around the world.
Breaking news Correspondents have been busily reporting from around the world,
Rainstride, reporting from Zimbabwe has had this to say "Golly, the weather is insane, there has been rains of Pentium II CPU dies, I've been gathering them all day. There's been news of a front of fitting Motherboards moving into Ghana, and I'm aiming to get enough to build a Super Computer." Very fine weather there in Zimbabwe.
Let's hear what BurntPie has to to say from Singapore: "Since Singapore finally got moved to where it belongs, next to south america, there has often been hails of frozen Tequila, pretty dangerous since it is so cold. We're suffering from lemon and salt shortages. We wo have stockpiled got a big chance to strike the motherlode." So just drinking and debauchery from Singapore, shame shame shame. Let's see what the Twins say about the weather on the North American continent. "ASDFGKL SHEEP, SHEEP EVERYWHERE, AND WHY ARE THERE A KANGAROO HERE? ARE THOSE PENGUINS? AND THE CAR IS CRASHED CAUSE WE SKID ON ALL THOSE TOADS! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN." That does sound like Australia, and not one of the Americas, well it's easy to confuse them.
Meanwhile, let's see if we can get some words from Tom and Maru, our backup duo for North America: "Well, there's been sunny recently, and in Canada there was snow. We even had some rain in Mexico. That's about it." Very fine weather that is, very fine.
Shadow, our reporter in Finland should have some interesting words for us: "Well, after the great invasion of Russia (again) we got lots of snow (again), lots and lots of snow. So when Russia counter invaded with tanks (again) they all froze to death. So in the spring, during our Russia Died Party, they invaded again and beat us. Now wee're Russia's bitches, again. We had more snow." Those are sad news Shadow, and we hope you'll hold on until Russia collapses into a smaller territory. We'll be sure to send you some Snus.
We've got Clover and Shayde in Korea, reporting live, let's hear what they have to say: "All week there has been raining communism manifestos, mixed with Sushi. Pretty good sushi actually. Now we just need some booze and flower arrangements. Yarrrrrr." Lovely dears, you might be able to get some booze from Singapore.
There we have it, a weather report from around the world.
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