Author Topic: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid  (Read 4933 times)

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Tonight, the great Maruna has bestowed upon us an epic piece of wisdom taken from the ancient scripts of Marunic Literature. Read on and feel enlightened.

There once was a Squid.
This squid was one of the pioneering squids behind the undersea, aquadome, human-breeding facilities.
It was a modest squid.
Never did anything to enrage the other squids.So one day, the squid was ordered by the Germaruun Fuhrer to do a thorough examination of the inside of the aquadome.
The squid complied, and went inside.
Once inside, the squid had its first look at what it had been building over all these years.
It was a dome for the specialized cross-breeding and training of humans, horses, and hornets.
These cross bred creatures were later known as Marucorns.
But that's not important.
The Squid was disgusted.
It had always been raised to believe that the genetic splicing of humanoids and the furry mammals was a sin against the Fuhrer.
The squid went to its superior officer, and said, "Boss, do you know what we're building? Do you know what's being made in there?"

"Yes, Squid. I never told you, because I had a feeling you wouldn't be able to understand."

The Squid took a long hard look at its boss. In an instant, all of the respect that had been built up in working side by side had been shattered.
The squid knew it was wrong, and could not tolerate tolerance for these furry creatures.

"Stop it, Boss. You have to stop building the Aquadome. This isn't right."

"Damn it, Squid! Do you know how much of the tax-payers' money has gone into this project? Do you know how vital this Aquadome is to the Germaruun Empire's plans?"

The Squid had heard enough. He turned away from his former boss and spoke to the crowd.
It told them everything. About the Marucorns. The furries. The lies. The secrets that had been kept from them all.
The crowd burst into laughter. "Is that all? Is that all you've come to tell us, Squid?"

Squid hung his head in shame. Everything it had been raised to know as true was being treated as a joke by the fellow squids he once called 'acquaintances' and 'coworkers.'

"I'm not going to stand for this. None of it." Squid walked away from the job site in tears.

The crowd laughed at the squid.
The squid construction company had turned on the single, righteous Squid.
It was that moment, when something clicked, deep inside of Squid.
It turned back. Looked everyone in the eyes simultaneously.
And said,

"I'm not going to let you do this."
"Don't you get it? You're being fooled!"
"I don't know why, but I'm the only one here with any sense left."

The crowd continued their harmonious squid laughing.
Then the squid's theme song kicked in.

Squid charged back at the group, swimming at speeds never before witnessed by squid society!
It rose all soxof its tentacles in the air, and a sword made of pure adamantite appeared in each.

Twelve squid fell in that single strike.

The mob of squids closed in on all sides, trying to overwhelm it with sheer numbers.

"SQUUUUUIIIIIIIIIID, HURRICANE!"

A whirlpool appeared around Squid, sucking up all of his enemies.
Each squid was propelled upward through the whirlpool, until the force of the spinning water shot each out of the water, and into the night sky above.
When the storm subsided, only Squid was left behind.

"You know, that's not how whirlpools work, Squid," said the squid's boss who approached from behind.

"I'll show you! SQUUUUIIIIIIIID HURRICANE!"

The squid's boss rose a single tentacle, and stopped the mighty attack (along with Squid's theme song) instantly.

"You're still young, weak, undeveloped. Your suction cups can barely hold those pieces of scrap metal you call swords."

The squid dropped each sword onto the ocean floor.

Boss Squid reached into his ink sac, and removed a small orb.
"Do you know what this is, Squid? Can you comprehend it?"
"Do you really think you can stand up to me, Boss Squid, Now that I am going to go all out?"
"I'm going to-"

Squid chuckled, "You're already dead."

Boss Squid's head exploded instantly, splattering black ink everywhere.


Squid charged forward, swimming once again at full speed towards the Aquadome.
The Squid entered the Aquadome once more.
Only this time, the full force of the Marucorns was waiting for him.

"You were a fool to come here," said the supposed leader of the Marucorns, "The Germaruun Empire will destroy you."

Squid just smiled, and listened.
Finally, he opened his mouth. However, he was not responding to their threats.

"SQUIZIN GO!"

The sand beneath their tentacles parted, and the immense form of the Squizinger Q rose, catching Squid in the pilot's seat.

"I'll show you, I'll fucking prove to it to you!"
"SQUIIIIIIID FIIIIRE," it shouted at the top of its gills. A stream of green flames ejaculated from the breastplate of Squizinger Q.

The Marucorns were eradicated.

And one more "Squid Hurricane" was enough to destroy the Aquadome Squid had spent the better half of its life building.

Squid had no time to lose, and resumed top speed, charging through the sea at speeds matched only by Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Squid arrived at his destination almost immediately.
Slowly, Squizinger Q marched out of the ocean on to the Paradise beach.

"Impressive, " Dr. Turtle goaded Squid.
In a flash of green light, Dr. Turtle appeared before the Squizinger Z. Ahem. Squizinger Q.

"I've been waiting for you," Dr. Turtle said, leading Squid to a small house just off the beach.

"Thank you," Squid said, as he tore the roof off of the house, revealing a young girl inside.
The arm of the Squizinger Q reached down, and picked up the girl as she struggled.
: "Why! Why are you doing this?" she asked Squid as its grip tightened.
"The world is not your plaything. Your imagination can be a dangerous thing.

Squid's face muscles tightened, and its face turned red.
"You're 19, Damn it. Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility. "

The girl looked confused.

So Squid repeated himself.
"I FUCKING HATE YOU."

And Squid squished the girl.

Justice was restored.

The End.

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 01 AM »
Were there any pictures taken of this epic event?

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 02 PM »
This makes me happy inside.
 

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 11 PM »
Ugh. Terrible writing is terrible. I need to work on my improv properly memorizing the fables of old.

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 11 PM »
Don't worry, Maru. It was shockingly amusing.

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2009, 01 AM »
This story was so epic.

It made me tear inside.   :cuteface:

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 03 AM »
Epic win.

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 03 PM »
Truely epic win! I now want a squid of my own. lol

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2010, 08 AM »
Truly epic. The Marunic Lit is really amazing. :hoshi-:
It's been 15 minutes and I still can't stop laughing. :lolgiri:

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 09 PM »
EpiKness awarded! :D It's pretty awesome.   :lolgiri:

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Re: A page from Ancient Marunic Literature: The Rage of Squid
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2010, 07 PM »
Love the theme song! I feel like I could make a difference like squid...One day!


 


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