Hay thar, newbie! I remember the first time I posted on a forum. It sucked. (I was nervous.) So grats on having the guts to post!
Well, you're a newbie in all sorts of different ways, so I guess it doesn't get more exciting than this. Need any recs or anything? I'm sure someone will be able to get you started on something good!
(also, disregard Reb, she's a a bit of a dipshit. JK ILUBB)