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I propose a NEW GAME.
« on: August 30, 2010, 09 PM »
Because I'm hanging out in the anagram game all lonely-like with Maruna and Melfra. COME ON GUYS, POST SOMETHING

Here's the game:
FACT GENERATION.

Takes away the creativity of coming up with phrases for the anagram game, but is still fun. Examples:

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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Maruna's warm-up exercises.

Tom is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Umineko.

SEE? FUN. Post away, y'all. Our egos will benefit greatly from it.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 09 PM »
I like the sound of this!

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The Bible was originally titled "Rebmastu and Friends"

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Blazing Joe because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Blazing Joe' autobiography.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 12 PM »
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Melfra.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Rebmastu hears it. Rebmastu can hear everything. Rebmastu can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

Barajou does know what Willis is talking about!

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 08 PM »
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Strider was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Wisty doesn't throw up if she drinks too much. Wisty throws down!

Staring at Reb's sig for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

LOLOL AT THE LAST ONE

wolves are cool

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 12 AM »
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Reb can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

If Turtle Paradise wants your opinion, it'll beat it into you.

Turtle Paradise can hit you so hard that it can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Time waits for no thing. Unless that thing is Turtle Paradise.

lolol, the last one's pretty fitting.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 12 AM »
WTF, WHY DO I GET THINGS LIKE THIS?  :weepygiri: IN SUCCESSION, MIND YOU. This Fact Generator is calling me OLD.

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ellzee keeps her ID on the bottom of her right foot. Nobody ever asks her for her ID.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 09 PM »
Well, we can fix that.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2012, 04 AM »
SHAMELESS NECROMANCY
There's new folk here!
And old. Lots of old
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What was going through the minds of all of Valhalla's victims before they died? Her shoe.
Valhalla can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to her nipples.
Valhalla had to stop washing her clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Anon's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
Maruna drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Moe Twins, 3. Cancer
The only time Rainstride was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Noah was the only man notified before Tom the Mighty relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Clov3r likes her ice like she likes her skulls: crushed.
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He he he
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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2012, 06 AM »
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Mr. T once defeated anon in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, anon invented racism.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and melly finds it delicious.
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If you spell rebby in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Tom turned that wine into beer.
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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2012, 05 AM »
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Anon doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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It is scientifically impossible for Melfra to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.

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Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Rebmastuaurus.

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The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Valhalla.

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182,000 Americans die from Shadow-related accidents every year.

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As an infant, Valhalla's parents gave her a toy hammer. She gave the world Stonehenge.

Lol XD
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Yay.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2012, 10 AM »
Sorry, I forgot Pai!

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If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Burntpie killing you.
Yay.

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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 07 AM »
I personally think the Valhalla ones are super freaking awesome. xD

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When Shadow goes to Vegas, she doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give her stacks of money.
Anon is the reason why Waldo is hiding. (I thought it was Wally...)
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Pie.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Mel's first visit to Tokyo.
Tom doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.
Maru got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Rain has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. (I find this really ironic. xD)
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They once made a Clover toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Once a cobra bit Shayde's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Zippy can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Oh man. :o This is so cool.
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Re: I propose a NEW GAME.
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2012, 02 AM »
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