…Then again, that phrase doesn’t exactly apply when you’re IMMORTAL.

Sorry for the delay in, uh… everything, folks. School’s been pretty rough for most of us ever since the new semester started up, and it’s taking us all some time to get acclimated to our new schedules.

ANYWAY! To start catching us up on some delayed projects, first, have some Junketsu Kareshi! You’ll notice some changes with the translation within the first few pages with a certain character’s name, and the translation notes will explain a little more about it. But for those of you who want to go into the story without feeling lost, the official romanization of “Kana’s” name has been revealed as “Cana,” according to the very end of chapter one in the volume release. (Yeeahhh, we’ll get to that eventually, too.) Check the translation notes for more info, skillets.

In the meantime, Moonphase 12! This chapter was edited by c0de_da1sy, translated and edited by yours truly, and scanned and QC’d by Melfra. ENJOY, BROS AND BROETTES.

That said, we’re looking for editors and typesetters to help carry some of the load. Preferably those with prior experience, as none of us have time to train new recruits. Visit the forum to take the tests!

PUT THAT THING AWAY, BEFORE YOU– oh. Was that the point?

Well. Didn’t manage to release this on the fourth like we said we would, the fifth like we said we would, or the sixth like we said we would, and then I slipped up and posted this Friday instead of saving it for later. (And the chapter wasn’t even done at that point!) I shouldn’t even say “We” at this point, since it was me responsible for all the bork-ups.

This is me, failing all over the place.

Anywho. We’ll spread the love to other series (aside from Shouoto’s, that is) pretty soon here, no worries. Both of our typesetters are on a well-deserved vacation (one willing, one not-so-much, lawl. SEE BELOW), so say HAY ZIPPY, HAY KAORI, BRING ME SOME GODDAMN COCONUTS.

Speaking of whom, Zippy, one of our oldest (seniority-wise, lawl) typesetter’s computer took a great, big, giant dump on her (hence the vacation), so she’s looking for ways to earn some cash for a new one — Here’s where she’s selling a bunch of her stuff, so check it out if you’ve got a minute and throw her some monetary love!

AND HERE’S WHERE YOU GET YOUR NEW CHAPTER OF JUNKY BOYFRIEND. As you might expect, we’re planning on releasing this series every month on the fourth or fifth or so, so look forward to actually having a day to look forward to… Except for this month, but that was my bad. On that note, BOY HOWDY, does this chapter have some fabulous EMO FACIAL CONTORTIONS. This chapter! Edited by c0de_da1sy (who worked some fabulous magic on those two-page spreads, by the way — and anyone who’s worked with Shouoto’s 2ps’s knows they don’t piece for beans), and QC’d by Melfra (thanks to whom you don’t have to suffer through an embarrassing news report!) NOW READ THE CHAPTER.

Next chapter promises to be epic. HURRAY FIGHTAN SHOUJO!

…I love being verbose.