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12Aug11 Raising the Dead
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WITH FISHING POLES.

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Friends! Countrymen! Leechers! Lend me your bandwidth! Or maybe in this case I’m lending you my bandwidth… Oh, hell, that’s not important. What matters is that you asked for more Lost Universe, SO I FOUND IT FOR YOU.

Wait, you… You didn’t? Well, so what… Why did I… Where were you-? AAHHHHHHH. WHATEVER! I know the silent (oh-so-silent) few of you out there are still (silently) enjoying this series, so this release is dedicated to you. Read away!

These chapters were brought to you by the editing slash-and-dicing skillz of c0de_da1sy, typeset by Kaori (she did it with her mind), and QC’d by Clov3r and Melfra– WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED, THEY ARE—!

A bucket of soapy water. But boy howdy do they know how to clean house. But not right now, because Melly hurt her back so bad, she’s on bed rest for the entire weekend. ;_; (Give her some sugar, guys!)

Download Lost Universe chapter 11: [ENCOUNTER II]
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Download Lost Universe chapter 12: [APPROACH]
Read Lost Universe chapter 12: [APPROACH] Online

Zippy’s still raising funds for her new computer, so if you haven’t checked out her sales yet, what are you waiting for? It benefits the whole group!


PUT THAT THING AWAY, BEFORE YOU– oh. Was that the point?

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Well. Didn’t manage to release this on the fourth like we said we would, the fifth like we said we would, or the sixth like we said we would, and then I slipped up and posted this Friday instead of saving it for later. (And the chapter wasn’t even done at that point!) I shouldn’t even say “We” at this point, since it was me responsible for all the bork-ups.

This is me, failing all over the place.

Anywho. We’ll spread the love to other series (aside from Shouoto’s, that is) pretty soon here, no worries. Both of our typesetters are on a well-deserved vacation (one willing, one not-so-much, lawl. SEE BELOW), so say HAY ZIPPY, HAY KAORI, BRING ME SOME GODDAMN COCONUTS.

Speaking of whom, Zippy, one of our oldest (seniority-wise, lawl) typesetter’s computer took a great, big, giant dump on her (hence the vacation), so she’s looking for ways to earn some cash for a new one — Here’s where she’s selling a bunch of her stuff, so check it out if you’ve got a minute and throw her some monetary love!

AND HERE’S WHERE YOU GET YOUR NEW CHAPTER OF JUNKY BOYFRIEND. As you might expect, we’re planning on releasing this series every month on the fourth or fifth or so, so look forward to actually having a day to look forward to… Except for this month, but that was my bad. On that note, BOY HOWDY, does this chapter have some fabulous EMO FACIAL CONTORTIONS. This chapter! Edited by c0de_da1sy (who worked some fabulous magic on those two-page spreads, by the way — and anyone who’s worked with Shouoto’s 2ps’s knows they don’t piece for beans), and QC’d by Melfra (thanks to whom you don’t have to suffer through an embarrassing news report!) NOW READ THE CHAPTER.

Download Junketsu+Kareshi Moonphase 11 – Etude for the Soiree
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Next chapter promises to be epic. HURRAY FIGHTAN SHOUJO!

…I love being verbose.

05Aug11 I doofed!
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Apologies if some of you happened to catch the post that said Junketsu is up before I managed to mark it as a draft– you still have to wait until tomorrow to read the new chapter. =P

(Just prepping up for a release day, y’all. Move along, folks. nothing to see here.)

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Netorare or NTR for short (Definition): In which the main protagonist’s loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him/her with or without the hero/heroine’s involvement or knowledge. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.

We saw it with Kaede and Mikage, now we’re getting it with Mutsuki and Anis. Hot damn, Shouoto, do you know your eroges! You know, sometimes I wonder if she’s doing this on purpose…

Oh, who am I kidding. She’s a self-professed pervert. WELCOME TO RELEASE DAY!

Today we present a great chapter of Barajou which happens to be one of the worst in fandom, thanks to the Mutsuki/Anis camp who have spoiled the climax of this chapter for every last goddamn one of you unfortunate enough to look at so much as their signatures. Granted, though, it might not beat how determined every Kaede/Anis fan is to spoil chapter 32… OH, BUT WHO CARES. Mikage is farkin’ ADORABLE, and the return of a certain masked hero propels this installment squarely into JAWESOME territory. READ IT, LOVE IT, AND EMBRACE IT. Oh, and don’t read the back cover until you finish the chapter. Spoils the WHOLE. DAMN. THING.

IN THIS CHAPTER! c0de_da1sy reigns in the mighty donkey(!?) that IS the editing force behind this chapter, and wielding their peerless penmanship projectiles of JUSTICE are Melfra and Clov3r, who right the wrongs of grammar faux pas! Together they are… THE KNIGHTS OF THE QC TABLE.

Download Barajou no Kiss chapter 28: “Cry x Desire x Pageant” here
Read Barajou no Kiss chapter 28: “Cry x Desire x Pageant” online

SEE YOU NEXT TIME, READERS. Don’t forget to follow us on twitter (and Livejournal!), and feel free to donate if you ever have the spare cash. B)

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IT IS TIME. It’s been just over two years since we started releasing SLH, and it’s become one of our most popular, yet most polarizing series we’ve run to date, and today we bid it farewell. Now, compare that to its four-year publication in Sylph, and you’ll see why it pissed us off every single goddamn time one of you piped up asking when the new chapter would be out.

But I don’t want to get all negative with this one, no, no. This is the last time we’ll be releasing SLH, and by god, if it let me pull a gag like the one you see at left, then it can’t be all bad, right?

…Err.

AT ANY RATE! This chapter was typeset by Zippy Zippy (“I’M FREE!! I NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THIS STUPID, STUPID SERIES EVER AGAIN. TEARS OF JOY PEOPLE! TEARS. OF. JOY. ;.;” ), edited by c0de_da1sy (“AND JUSTICE HAS NOW BEEN SERVED”), and QC’d by Melfra (“Seriously?”) and Clov3r (“Blurrhaghlrlbluagh”) THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU MUST THANK.


Download S.L.H – Stray Love Hearts! The Last Room [END] here
Read S.L.H – Stray Love Hearts! The Last Room [END] online

And here’s where I give a shout-out to all of our staffers who worked on the series! We had a lot of one-hit-wonders on staff for this, and for a long, long time the running joke was, “Everyone quits after SLH,” because, well, there were a ton of people who did.

Editors! Tom the Mighty, Shirozaki, Melfra, Shae, Shinigami, and c0de_da1sy (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BB! =DDDD)

Typesetters! Baki, Shirozaki, ZippyZippy, MagmaStorm, and Kaori

Translators! …Oh come on. Do you really have to ask?

Quality Control! Melfra and Clov3r <3 (ILU bbs.)

And special thanks to all the newbies who signed on to the team only to get saddled with SLH for their first projects and then... promptly disappeared afterwards. YOU LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS!

THE END.





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